__________Living In My Lunatiquely Lemon World Of Confusions----------

Thursday, October 30, 2008

\Miyavi and rehab//

Gackt and Hyde are right. Miyavi really does need to be sent to rehab...

THIS just proves it...

Plus he is a kissing maniac and a danger to everyone around him.

That was mild. This is *digs eyes out with guilt because it is soo hawt*

But he is still so lovable so hurry up and sneak out of rehab Meevers!!!

(Credits to those who uploaded and made the videos...)

I'm Confused|Thursday, October 30, 2008|

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Monday, October 27, 2008

\My dad and all his crack//

I have absolutely no idea why the other MOSSPians call O levels Oreos. I mean, Oreos taste nice and O levels are NOT NICE AT ALL. But whatever.

So today my dad brought me and mom out for breakfast and he was saying that I should rest in between studying. He told me about when he was in GSI. It was Christmas and my dad and mom were preparing for their exam on Monday. So on Sunday, my mom was cramming away while my dad was ...SPRAY PAINTING HIS CHRISTMAS TREE.

Here my mom interjected that he was disturbing her cramming then and my dad retorted that she still got her diploma while he did not. So I asked him what happened to his diploma. Here's what my mom said in her ever blunt fashion.

"He lost it."

Well my dad told me that after studying so hard (can anyone sense sarcasm here?) for two years, he graduated, got his diploma, left the certificate on some table during their celebration dinner and came back to find it gone A MERE TWO HOURS AFTER HE GOT IT. His theory is that it probably got mixed up with all the rubbish and got dumped.

I wonder if that will ever happen to me... (probably but I sure hope not.)

I'm Confused|Monday, October 27, 2008|

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Saturday, October 25, 2008

\Memo for those who are daft//

Just in case you didn't understand my previous post, I'm going to copy and paste all my entries from my livejournal to this blog from now on because this thing has tagboard and I can put my playlist here.

I'm doing this because:
a) I'm bored
b) I have a respite of 6 days until E math paper 2
c) The postman rings twice
d) All of the above except c) because the postman DOESN'T ring at all.

I'm Confused|Saturday, October 25, 2008|

\Double posting and hilarity at sister's birthday dinner//

So, day after double math paper day and my beloved little sister's birthday. I suddenly feel like double posting all my entries from now onwards on childofthedarknight because blogspot allows embedding of playlists. Yeah...

Well let's backtrack a little to Thursday when we had my sister's early birthday dinner. Dad had a meeting with a customer yesterday night to the dinner was brought forward.

We ate at Aston's prime and a whole series of really funny and crazy stuff that runs in the family happened.

First off, my mom was looking through the menu and she was asking the waiter about the different types of pasta they had. The guy was really helpful and told my mom all about the pastas on the menu. Then my mom, who was looking through the other pages of the menu said to no one in particular, "I don't know much about pasta. I don't like pasta."

Later, my mom was looking for her glasses because she took them off to read the menu. So, Dad and me began to look all around our table very enthusiastically for the said glasses when they were hanging on my mom's shirt. Before that, she had placed her glasses on her head to read the directory and the same thing happened: she couldn't find them.

My dad just bought a new watch recently so he spent the dinner admiring his watch but mom, sis and me were pretty much 'whatever'. He kept asking us to cooperate and admire his watch so my mom glanced at the watch and said that it was very nice and that if he kept on like that, the watch might just stop. Then she did a second take at the watch. "Really not moving eh.." My dad spent some time examining his watch all distressed before he put his wrist to his ear, "No heartbeat leh."

I think my mom did the closest thing to ROFLMAO I ever saw her do. She nearly sprayed my dad with the water she had been drinking. And so, mom me and sis spent like 5 min convulsing silently with laughter (we all laugh without sound. A bit like vibrating) while my dad guffawed at the expression my mom had. (Actually the hand that my mom thought was the second hand was the stopwatch hand so it WASN'T supposed to be moving. My dad is a good actor.)

What can I say, insanity runs in the family.

I'm Confused|Saturday, October 25, 2008|

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